What, who, where… WHY?

Hoo hoo to you!

I’ll try to explain this, don’t expect to be enlightened TOO much however; here’s a theory: If the universe began with “chaos” (eh? “began???” did that end?), the big bang and all that … how much should I really have to make clear to you reader-ho’s?

Hi. I’m LoLo. I critique and comment on the silly, the odd, the twisted and possibly sickest things on the web. It is my mission to discover the hilarious, the mind-bending, the inventive and highly creative finds; whatever provokes my senses or plays with my mind.

Karen and Harold Faufman are my manager and agent. I met them one morning during a relaxing spa vacation in Hawaii. While politely dining on my breakfast at the Mauna Lani Resort (LoLo Likes It!), Harold just started up a friendly conversation. One thing led to another, now I’m having his baby, that’s a crock of shit but yet FUN to say.

Thank your lucky stars that I have them to kick-start me into reality every once in a while. Karen is REAL left-brainy, she takes care of ALL the crap, including lots of stuff on this website. You know, the day-to-day diddly drap, whatevertheheck that is.

That bee-auch (oh I’m so nice for not writing “bitch”), lives in ComputerTown City, LaLaLand USA 91107. Her iPhone is attached to her with some sort of invisible string; I swear she must sleep with that damn thing. That just can’t be right. I deal with all that geek crap cuz she’s a nicey person. She thinks everybody is SO good and special (I don’t know what UNIVERSE she’s living in!)… including me.. watch out.. large disgusting vomit blast.. blahghp!

Harold … well, he understands me a wee bit more, agrees that the world is pretty screwed up so we have decent conversations. He’s not so nice either. Don’t mess with that man, he won’t put up with crap like his wifey poo does.

WHY? I needed something to do. I’ve been told I wreak havoc most times so this whole thing should make me busy enough to keep me away from any real trouble. Yeah right. Ha! Shows you how those managers think.. woo hoo, hellooo?? I don’t think anybody’sbackthere (remember Clara Peller? I LOVE her! Where’s the BEEF?)

WHAT?  WHERE? Ha! LOL, emoticon-emoticon, pick WHATEVER acronyms are necessary for you reader-ho’s to hear me laughing at such folly-la. How about just leaving those questions to .. well, maybe I don’t know either. Ha! Let’s just leave it at that. If you believe I should be laying on somebody’s couch somewhere trying to figure it all out.. let me just tell you.. there’s ain’t no couch BIG enough, nor a therapist with large enough ears.

If you dare to be listed here, go right ahead, do it. Clicky on the linkies. DO NOT expect me to be: sweet, gentle, cultivated, softhearted or sane.

If it’s not CLEAR yet you preciously sick R-ho …

LoLo Likes things that are: twisted, cute, highly hilarious, edgy, inventive, thoughtful, mind bending, inspired, broadly stimulating and as sick as can be.

-LoLo
“In search of the Great Giggle.”