B-prepared-2-laugh!

#1. Don’t put anything in your mouth which shouldn’t be projected.

#2. Make sure your slapping knee is currently unbruised.

#3. Press the underside of an arm to your tummy.

#4. If standing, hold on to something sturdy.

#5 Put away your pissy.

#6 It’s best to be naked.

#7 Have a hanky nearby for those happy tears.

#8 Get the eye crinkle cream ready.

(Add to this list people)