This should be on top of everyone’s list!

All it needs is a bow!

What? You think I’m kidding?

I said “Bow.” Look again if you don’t believe me. Okay, here’s the thing.. between December Holidays, Mother’s Day, Dad’s Dad, Valentine’s Day, Birthdays, President’s Day, Gay Rights Day, Anniversaries, alrighty, you get the idea. Point is, I’m going to help you get your list prepared NOW. Once this list is put together completely, you’ll never need to spend too much more time trying to come up the perfect gift for anyone!

LoLo’s perfect Gift List starts today, March 12, with the one item which everyone seems to forget. I, LoLo, have not just one, but TWO of these beautacious instruments in my possession. Although I’m more of a farter (vs. a pooper), believe you me, this plunger will take care of you EVERY time.

Oh yes, MOST importantly, you will be thought of every time this instrument is used! Think about that for a moment and realize… this plunger can last a LIFETIME! How many gifts can do that?

Flowers die, plungers last forever.

Does it say, “I love you?” SURE; add a damn gift card (attach it to the bow!).

CLICKY: Master Toilet Plunger