Tubes

Whenever I get the “bang on”* I’ll google it with hopes of finding something odd, interesting or .. well, twisted!

Today, it’s “tubes.” Yes, you READ me right! Tubes!

Do-ya have ANY frickin’ idea how many tubes we have in our world? From a mailing tube to a tube of toothpaste to “Pogonophora – Weird tube worms of the deepest seas.” TUBE-a licious I say! YUMmy!!

This “Introduction to the Pogonophora” tells us (and rightly so) that these tubes lacked “obvious segmentation; even more strangely, it also lacked a mouth, gut, or anus.”

Alright. What-a-minute-here. WHY. Damnit.. why?… does EVERY damn thing have to go STRAIGHT to butt holes? Jeez-o frickin-meezo. YES, I wrote “straight” and “butt hole” in the same sentence. Gays aren’t the ONLY ones who do it in the BUTT! It’s cool that they do it too, but.. hey now. Hold your horses…wooaaaohhh.. down now.

By the way.. side note: Do you ever visit a website that looks like this (Pogonophora, not MINE!!) and wonder how the hell long it’s been there? Who it was written for and why it was relevant to my SEARCH? Oh right, it’s the web, what was I thinking?

So, uh, yes.. LoLo (certainly) Likes underwater sea creatures including tubes who like it up the ass. HOW-ever, if LoLo HAD to choose a particular favorite.. it would have to be the vape tube, which, as we know can be found at any hardware store in the plumbing aisle.

*the thought which hits me in the head.